Obituaries

2024: BETH - "Nance Has No Chance"

Here in lies Beth, also known as B.O.B, Bethamphetamine, Nance or Nancy. 

She may look fancy, but believe me when I say she was terrible at Fantasy Football this year. 

Projected: 10th
Season Final: 10th
Playoff Final: 10th
Record: 5-9
Salt to Wound: Had two of the LOWEST scores in a week, at 70.5 (Wk14) & 70.9 (Wk9)

She allowed the trampling with a smile, in style. Nonetheless, she didn't see much more than loss this year. We all mourn with you together. 

2023: CONNOR - "Squirt School"

Here in lies Connor. 

2022: HANNAH - "Rollin' with Mahomies"

Here in lies Hannah.